Tag: Writing Life

  • Chanticleer 10 Question Author Interview Series with Steven Mayfield – Grand Prize Award-winning Author of Delphic Oracle

    CHANTICLEER 10 QUESTION AUTHOR INTERVIEW SERIES
    with Award-Winning Author, Steven Mayfield

    Happy Summer Chanticleerians! We’re thrilled to bring you another fantastic interview with Humor & Satire Grand Prize Winner Steven Mayfield!

    From writing “bad poetry” at age nine to authoring award-winning novels, Steven Mayfield has taken quite the journey—including a two-decade detour through medical school and scientific writing. Here, he shares how that medical training actually made his fiction stronger, where he finds his story ideas (hint: be careful what you say around him!), and why he believes readers should give stories more than just one page to capture their attention.

    While Mayfield won the Humor & Satire Grand Prize for his book Delphic Oracle, he also received Chanticleer recognition for his book The Penny Mansions, and his new book Sixty Seconds is available now!

    Chanti: Steven, let’s start at the very beginning. Can you tell us a little about yourself and how your writing journey first began?

    Mayfield: I began writing bad poetry when I was nine years old and started a novel at twelve. I drew from that history to create the protagonist of my next book. He also starts a novel at a tender age, which he describes it as “plagiarism by paraphrase.” That pretty much nails my early efforts, as well. In college and for a couple of years afterward, I wrote more poetry and short stories, began another novel, and wrote sketch comedy. I then gave up creative writing and went to medical school. Over the next two decades I authored or co-authored a number of medical and scientific pieces, and as a result, when I resumed writing fiction in the early ’90s, my work was tighter and more disciplined. I’ve been solely a writer for the last twenty years.

    Chanti: That’s such an interesting path from medicine back to creative writing! There’s often a moment when writers truly believe they can do this professionally. When did that realization hit for you—when did you truly believe you were an author?

    Mayfield: For me, the question is “When did I believe I could write?” After completing a sophomore college assignment to write a book review, the professor asked me if I’d ever thought about writing as a profession. I had but didn’t think it realistic until that moment. A year later, one of my short stories won the Mari Sandoz competition. After that, I always thought of myself as a writer, regardless of what I did to make a living.

    Chanti: The support from our educators can truly be all it takes to have that pivotal moment. Your background in medical writing is fascinating. Do you find that scientific training makes you more of a rule-follower, or do you like to break the conventional writing rules?

    Mayfield: Writing for the scientific and medical literature forced me to strictly adhere to rules of grammar and syntax. As a result I think it’s important to know those rules so that when you break them, it’s for a reason; e.g. using sentence fragments for emphasis or rhythm.

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    Chanti: That’s such a smart approach—knowing the rules so you can break them intentionally. I’m curious about your creative process. Where do your story ideas come from? How do you find those sparks of inspiration?

    Mayfield: I shamelessly exploit things people say or do. I’m being flippant but not entirely inaccurate. I wrote Treasure of the Blue Whale (Regal House 2020) after some friends told me an apochryphal story over dinner about the alleged discovery of whale ambergris on a beach in Northern California back in the 1920s; The Penny Mansions (Regal House 2023) was inspired by the Italian towns that are trying to stabilize their populations by offering one Euro houses for renovation; and Sixty Seconds (Regal House, July 2025) was prompted after I saw the movie, A Royal Night Out. My current work-in-progress, “The Bank House, was born from a conversation with a neighbor in my old Portland neighborhood who grew up in an Irish village where the bank was part of a residence provided to the bank manager. So…people should be careful about what they say when I’m within earshot. They might end up in a book.

    Chanti: I love that you’re constantly mining conversations and experiences for material! When it comes to the actual writing process, how structured are you? Do you have a daily routine or specific approach?

    Mayfield: I think I’m fairly structured. When I begin a book, I set up a log to track my daily word counts. I aim for a minimum of 250 words/day, a modest goal, but one that keeps me going on days when I don’t feel inspired. I then try to write every day, beginning by revising what I wrote the previous day and then adding new material. As the story builds, the daily word count builds with it, and once the first draft is done, I have typically averaged about 750 useable words/day.

    Chanti: That’s a strong and sustainable approach. Every writer has their literary heroes. Can you share five authors who have really shaped your work and tell us how they’ve influenced your writing?

    Mayfield: Muriel Spark: Does more with the simple declarative sentence than anyone I’ve read.

    Sinclair Lewis: Unmasks puffery, hypocrisy, and injustice.

    Kurt Vonnegut: Gives other writers permission to stray off-point as long as the reader is kept beside you and you don’t waste their time.

    Jean Shepherd: Like me, a yarn-spinner.

    From left to right we have Muriel Spark, Sinclair Lewis, Kurt Vonnegut, and Jean Shepherd

    A cumulative fifth choice comprised of several writers who share my publisher, Regal House: 1. Barbara Quick, whose elegant prose blends history and fiction, 2. Michael Strelow, whose command of language awes me, 3. Richard Martin, whose prose is inimitable, wise, and hilarious, 4. Michael Bourne, who has the ability to make unlikeable protagonists likeable, 5. Mimi Herman who is funny and understands how to mine small towns for literary gold.

    Chanti: What a diverse and thoughtful group of influences! I love the shoutout to your follow authors! Writing is definitely a craft that requires constant development. Beyond reading great authors, what do you do to keep growing and sharpening your skills?

    Mayfield: I listen when someone gives me feedback. If a reader is lost or bored, it’s my job to fix my work, not their job to guess what I was thinking when I wrote it. It’s also important to read work by other people and to workshop material in progress. I’ve been in the same workshop group for thirty-one years and their input is invaluable.

    Chanti: Thirty-one years with the same workshop group is incredible dedication! What exciting projects are you working on now? What can your readers look forward to seeing from you next?

    Mayfield: I’ve been engaged in final editing and pre-release marketing for Sixty Seconds (Regal House, July 2025) and I’ve just finished a sixth draft of a new novel, The Bank House. It follows a few months in the life of a thirteen-year-old boy who moves to a new town where his family will live in a former mansion that now has a bank in its living room. It’s a coming-of-age novel with my usual brand: heart, humor, and a dash of crime. I’m hoping for a spring/summer 2027 release.

    Chanti: The Bank House sounds absolutely intriguing, and I’m looking forward to reading Sixty Seconds now that it’s come out. You mentioned earlier that it’s the writer’s job to make things clear to the reader, but what is the most important thing a reader can do to support a writer they enjoy?

    Mayfield: Give us a chance. Agents would have us believe that a reader must be captured in the first page, but that’s marketing advice and doesn’t necessarily relate to good story-telling. It took me 100 pages to get into A Soldier in the Great War by Mark Helprin, one of my favorite books.

    Chanti: That’s such wise advice about patience with storytelling! Finally, on a more personal note—what excites you most about the actual process of writing?

    Mayfield: I can create a world where everyone does exactly what I want. Such power has always been restorative, but in our present climate of political chaos and heartlessness, it’s better and far cheaper than psychotherapy.


    Steven Mayfield is a past recipient of the Mari Sandoz Prize for Fiction and the author of over fifty scientific and literary publications. After a short stint as a sketch writer in Los Angeles, he attended medical school at the University of Nebraska followed by post-doctoral training and teaching/research appointments at the University of Iowa, Brown University Program in Medicine, and the University of Texas Southwestern in Dallas. After a hiatus away from creative writing that lasted almost twenty years—during which he published forty-two scientific articles, abstracts, chapters, and reviews—Steven began to again write fiction in 1993 with short stories appearing in literary journals and anthologies since 1994. He retired from medicine in 2004 and spent several years working as a free-lance editor before publishing Howling at the Moon in 2010 (Mount Parnassus Press). Regal House has been his publishing home since 2020 for three novels: Treasure of the Blue Whale (2020), Delphic Oracle, U.S.A. (2022), and The Penny Mansions (2023). A fourth novel, Sixty Seconds, is out now from Regal House!.

    Steven’s books have been honored with numerous awards, including an IBPA Benjamin Franklin Silver Medal, a CIBA Mark Twain Book Awards Grand Prize ribbon, and an Independent Publishers Group Gold Medal. His last three novels were all Foreword Indies Finalists.

    Steven currently resides in Oregon with his wife, Pam. He can order beer in four languages. His wife can say, “Pay no attention to this man” in five.

  • Unlock Your Creativity With These Keys to Break Through Writer’s Block from the desk of Dena Weigel

    A Writer’s Greatest Enemy: The Block!

    Your creativity is elusive and your imagination has taken a backseat to worry and anxiety.

    Don’t worry!

    We have time-tested tactics to break through writer’s block

    Writers Block, brick wall, computer, frustration, table

    Writers block is a common nemesis every writer faces at some point in our creative journey.

    It’s a frustrating experience when inspiration seems elusive, and every word feels like it’s buried under layers of mental fog. But fear not! In this blog post, we’ll explore practical strategies to help you conquer your creative blockade and break through what’s keeping your imagination at bay.

    Whether you’re a seasoned writer or just starting out, finding the keys that will unlock the door to your imagination and reclaim your writing flow.

    The secret tools against writer’s block are just ahead!

    Free write:

    The first draft is for you, so embrace your half-baked ideas and write with total freedom! Push your negative thoughts to the side and just start writing anything that comes to mind. Don’t worry about structure or grammar, or the areas of your story that haven’t yet come together. Starting out boldly, without regard to what comes next, can help get your creative juices flowing.

    Take breaks:

    If you’re feeling stuck, take a short break. Take a walk, play with your pet, go for a run or do some yoga. Physical activity or relaxation techniques like deep breathing can help clear your mind.

    Change of scenery:

    Sometimes a different environment can stimulate your mind. Try writing in a new location, such as a coffee shop, park, or library. If you don’t want to roam too far, explore another writing space at your home. I do this often and find that it acts as an eraser to all the noise that came before, freeing up my mind for new thoughts to come in.

    Headphones, man, beard, computer, phone, lamp, window

    Set small goals:

    Break down your writing task into smaller, manageable goals. For example, aim to write for 15 minutes without interruption or limit yourself to just one chapter. Sometimes I find seeing each chapter as its own super short story can help avoid feeling overwhelmed. You can read more about our suggestions of tracking productivity in your writing here.

    Read:

    Read books, articles, or even your own past work can inspire new ideas and perspectives. When we’re in the midst of writers block doubt can often seep in and stymie our writing process. By reviewing your own past work, you’ll see for yourself the wonderful writing we’ve delivered in the past. Need a new book? Check out our most recent reviews and add to your TBR!

    Brainstorming:

    You never know when inspiration will strike, so carry a notepad or use your smartphone to write down ideas, words, or phrases related to your topic so you can put into your story the next time you sit down to write. Overtime, that treasure chest of great ideas will be full of ideas for you to pull from on your next book, and the next, and so on!

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    Talk it out:

    Discuss your ideas with someone else. Sometimes talking through your thoughts can help clarify them. We love to reach out to people in our Circle of Influence. You can learn more about forming a Circle of Influence here!

    Change your approach:

    If you’re stuck on a particular section, skip it and work on a different part of your writing. You can always come back to it later. Kiffer’s favorite advice we ever received is “Write Fast, Edit Slow.” Chanticleer Award Winner Michelle Rene goes into detail about why here!

    Eliminate distractions:

    Find a quiet space and eliminate distractions such as phones or social media to help you focus. If you find you are interrupted by people walking in and out of your writing space, clearly define your writing time and let them know you when you will once again be available.

    door, man, black suit, pushing, door handle, lock

    Set a routine:

    Establishing a regular writing routine can help train your brain to be more creative at specific times. Some writers rely on a pre-writing ritual that helps to clear their minds and put them in the right headspace to imagine the next plot twist. I like to make tea while listening to music that fits the scene I’ll be working on. YouTube has innumerable choices of background noise videos that help set the right mood, too.

    Use prompts:

    Sometimes a good writing prompt is all you need to do to get those creative juices flowing. Pick a photo, a phrase, something in the news, or something you overheard to get you started. Knowing this is just a one off, fun writing assignment, you can allow yourself to breath and enjoy the writing process once again.

    Seek feedback:

    All writers like to hear good reviews! Sharing your work-in-progress with others can provide fresh perspectives, constructive criticism, and even a whole lot of confidence that you can use like a sledgehammer to break through that writers block.

    Remember, writer’s block is a common challenge, and different techniques work for different people. So, try a few different ideas and see what works best for you!

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    Chanticleer Editorial Services – We’re ready when you are ready!

    Did you know that Chanticleer offers editorial services? We do and have been doing so since 2011!

    Tools of the Editing Trade

    Our professional editors are top-notch and are experts in the Chicago Manual of Style. They have and are working for the top publishing houses (TOR, McMillian, Thomas Mercer, Penguin Random House, Simon Schuster, etc.).

    If you would like more information, we invite you to email Kiffer or Sharon at KBrown@ChantiReviews.com or SAnderson@ChantiReviews.com for more information, testimonials, and fees.

    We work with a small number of exclusive clients who want to collaborate with our team of top-editors on an on-going basis. Contact us today!

    Chanticleer Editorial Services also offers writing craft sessions and masterclasses. Sign up to find out where, when, and how sessions being held.

    A great way to get started is with our manuscript evaluation service. Here are some handy links about this tried and true service: https://test.chantireviews.com/manuscript-reviews/

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  • Happy Lunar New Year 2023 – Fun and Inspirational Horoscopes from 殿堂级 Diàntáng Jí (Chanticleer’s cousin)

    The new moon in China occurs on Sunday, January 22, 2023 making this day the start of the new lunar year. The Lunar New Year celebration season is January 21st (NYE) until February 5th, 2023. 

    This year, it is the Year of the Water Rabbit (and Cat for Vietnam). The year 2023 comes with the promise of hope, luck, and prosperity! For many, it will be a more restful year with less anxiety. It is a time for reflection as the Water Rabbit is a symbol of gentleness and serenity. This will be the year to work on inner balance and make plans for the future.

    The Year of the Rabbit symbolizes patience and luck—very good traits for writers!

    Note from Kiffer Brown:  Chanticleer believes that we each make our own destiny by being optimistic and positive, by being kind and loving, by dreaming and inspiring, by being bold and doing, by helping and enriching others, by appreciating and being grateful, and by expanding our awareness of the Universe. Enjoy and have fun! Happy 2023! 

    Use the handy table below to find your birth year and Chinese Zodiac Sign:

    Lunar New Year Calendar

     

    If your sign is a Rabbit

     (Trustworthiness, empathy, modesty, diplomacy, sincerity, and sociability are what Rabbits are known for along with being friendly and possessing great common sense)

    Rabbits have keen observation traits and attention to detail, which is good for authors. Just be sure not bore your readers with too many details. This is where a good editor can come in handy to give advice and tactics. Beta readers will help to reassure you that your work is on the correct path. Your social network will help your works to become known and widely read. As for your health, try to eat a more balanced diet. Keep an upbeat and positive attitude. This is a great year for practicing yoga and meditation. It is going to be a fulfilling year especially if you join happy events, gatherings, and keep an optimistic outlook. There will be opportunities for growth and change.

    If your sign is a Dragon

    (They are known to be passionate and quick-witted along with having the following traits: Luckiness, flexibility, eccentricity, imagination, artistry, spirituality, and charisma.)

    Determination and sincerity will help you achieve long-term success in your writing goals. If you are feeling writer’s block, consider joining or forming a brainstorming group to discuss story ideas and what is needed to move the story/character forward. When writing, sometimes Dragons are great on plot points but turn up short with creating atmosphere and memorable characters. Think of your writing challenges as opportunities to shine.  Remember to respect and honor low-key relationships as some of these will be long-lasting and fruitful. As you treat others, so shall you be treated. Be sure to exercise in nature to balance your nature to overwork and not take care of yourself. Attaining your dreams and aspirations will happen if you keep your eyes on the prize.

    If your sign is a Snake

    (The wise and almost mystical Snake is  philosophical, organized, intelligent, intuitive, elegant, attentive, and decisive.)

    In a chaotic environment, Snakes are the eye in the storm. Some may mistake your hesitancy to speak as a weakness, but actually, it covers up the Snake’s alertness and keen observation skills. Be supportive and congratulatory to other writers who are achieving success. Do not be jealous, but learn from them. Listen to the lessons that they may share with you if you ask. Snakes are best at writing fast. Do not antagonize over that first sentence. You will get it right after your story is unspooled from your mind. This may be your year to feel that divine inspiration from your writing muse that will be a masterpiece if you don’t let yourself get overwhelmed by petty issues. Remember to slow down and smell the roses this year and smile. Short naps, healthy snacks, and exercise to keep you healthy and effective.

    If your sign is a Horse

    (Independent and high-spirited, the Horse is adaptable, loyal, courageous, ambitious, intelligent, adventurous, and strong.)

    When you are at author events, reader events, and conferences, Horses should wear colorful clothing with memorable accents of orange, pink, or sunny yellow. This is the year when Horses will need mentors who will help guide them. Satisfaction and accomplishment are what motivate Horses rather than wealth and fame. Be sure to have your works proofread and copy-edited as it is hard for Horses to see their own errors. Also, it is okay to change genres. Horses are always on the move. However, Horses must be open to suggestions and to their mistakes. Continue your hardworking and seat-in-chair writing life, but make sure that you also exercise and get proper rest. Nurture your love of writing.

    If your sign is a Goat

    (The artistic and compassionate Goat is  tasteful, crafty, warm, elegant, charming, intuitive, sensitive, and calm.)

    This is going to be a busy year which can be exhausting for Goats. Remember, as a Goat, you are always too hard on yourself. You will discover opportunities for new story ideas, readers, and selling platforms for your books this year. Be sure to network and then share your connections as this will put you in the field of vision of people who can be of benefit to your author career. If you receive an invitation to present, teach, or mentor, and you accept you will be rewarded. This is the year for you to do yoga, go on walks, and learn pickleball. Try to balance your work and leisure which will re-energize you. Take on new writing challenges and subjects with your renewed energy.

    If your sign is a Monkey

    (Confident and innovative, the Monkey is  quick-witted, charming, lucky, adaptable, bright, versatile, lively, and smart.)

    Monkeys view everyone as teachers. They are said to be willing to listen to critique and learn from their mistakes, which is why they are considered to be intelligent. They are willing to bide their time to achieve their goals. However, when it comes to writing, they can be distracted and will easily put aside one writing project for a new one because they like to problem solve and are multi-faceted. But if they can figure out how to work with these tendencies, they will come out on top. Keep your goals in mind to navigate this year, especially in group projects.

    Monkeys are easily bored so they are always looking for new challenges.

    If your sign is a Rooster

    (Roosters are progressive thinkers and doers and are unafraid to be different. They are known to be honest, energetic, intelligent, flamboyant, flexible, diverse, and confident. Roosters are known for their fierce loyalty – Chanticleer’s sign.)

    This is a good year for travel for Roosters! At work and at writing, consider the challenges as opportunities to grow and to learn even if you feel as if your writing muse has abandoned you. That is where the travel comes in. Perhaps your muse needs a change of scenery also! This is the year to be nimble and flexible. Make time to stay in contact with friends and associates. This is the year not to work harder, but smarter. While writing, remain focused and don’t spread yourself too thin on different projects. Ask for help, take time to take care of yourself, and find balance in your life. Practice moderation and temperance in your life for this year get rest instead of doing all-nighters, eat sensibly, go for walks, exercise, meditate, do yoga – all of this will help prevent undo stress and anxiety. Take that trip or trips that you’ve been wanting to do but have put off. Positivity and flexibility. The year of the Rabbit is the year for Roosters to let their feathers shine and share your optimism and camaraderie and goodwill to others.

    If your sign is a Dog

    (The honest and hardworking Dog is loyal, sociable, courageous, diligent, steady, lively, adaptable, and smart. They have a sense of justice and are very easy to get along with.)

    You will have strong support for your writing this year. Don’t be overwhelmed at the prospect of re-writing and editing, but use these projects to learn and improve. Overall, the Year of the Rabbit will be a laid-back one. Don’t let bones of contention get you side-tracked. Shrug off little irritants while writing and forge ahead. You can circle back and deal with them later with a clearer head.  This is the year to work on your story ideas, and perhaps lay out the series that you have had in the back of your mind. This is the year to try experimenting with genres and to shake things loose.

    If your sign is a Pig

    (Kind, friendly, and curious, the PIG is honorable, philanthropic, determined, optimistic, sincere, and sociable.)

    Pigs are all action and no talk. While others may talk about writing, Pigs write. Gaining readers and reaching your audience motivates you. Pigs don’t have time for squabbles or to worry about critiques and recommended edits. They realize that is how they will move forward to their goals. Pigs are also good at being Beta readers for other writers. They are gentle and do not dwell or harp on issues. They just want everyone’s work to be the best that it can be. They are very patient and make good critique partners. Other writers will trust your opinion and advice. Pigs may have new writing opportunities coming their way in 2023 that will expand their readership. This is the year to put yourself out there and meet your readers, find your readers, and expand your readership. All you have to do is be yourself and move forward in the present.

    If your sign is a Rat

    (Along with being amiable and creative, Rats are known for their intelligence, adaptability, quick-wit, charm, artistry, and gregariousness.)

    This is the year to make connections and make writing friends of a lifetime. Rats are optimistic and energetic. Rats can also be known as book hoarding, but there are worse things. You are able to work independently and have imagination. Rats also like paying attention to details which shows in their writing. Rats must remember to stop and take breaks and take care of themselves. Be sure to eat a good breakfast and get some exercise in. When it comes to writing, find your inner resolve. Move forward with your work-in-progress with conviction. Stay open to learning and to new perspectives.

    If your sign is an Ox

    (Oxen are known to be leaders and loyal friends. They are also known for their  reliability, thoroughness, strength, reasonability, steadiness, and determination.)

    The Year of the Rabbit is the year for Oxen to be patient. Diligence, persistence, kindness, and compromise will help you reach your publishing goals. The Ox prefers to hide their works and not want to share them, but your works will be well received. This is the year when you will find many places to showcase your work and expand your readership. You must write about only what you are truly interested in not what you think you should be writing. Stick with your writing and your work-in-progress even if you feel like giving up. It will be worth it! Stay your humble and hard-working self. Take it one step at a time and you may just discover a breakthrough for your writing career. Remember to stretch, do moderate exercise, and take breaks away from work (writing).

    Did you know?

    The Lunar New Year is celebrated all around the world! In some places, there’s even a Year of the Cat, which is what this year would be considered. You can read more about the Lunar New Year, and find out just what the year of the Rabbit (or Cat) will bring here!

    We hope that you enjoyed this fun blog post that is meant as a way of thinking about new perspectives for your writing life. 

    Chanticleer believes that we each make our own destiny by being optimistic and positive, kind and loving, dreaming and inspiring, being bold and doing, appreciating and being grateful, and by expanding our awareness of the Universe.

    Happy Chinese New Year 2023! Year of the Rabbit!

    We wish you an AWESOME New Year of Good Fortune, Good Health, and Many Book Sales and Increased Readership!

    May the 2023 New Lunar Year bring you peace, joy, prosperity, and health! 

    The Chanticleer Team  

  • Lake Perriquey – Attorney at Law to present Sessions at CAC18

    #CAC18  Story. Production. Beyond. 

    We are excited to announce that Attorney Lake Perriquey will present sessions at CAC18 on the topics of Copyright, Intellectual Property, and Trademark.

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    We want to extend a special welcome to Lake Perriguey, attorney, to the 2018 Chanticleer Authors Conference.  Lake’s company, Law Works, LLC, handles all aspects of copyright and trademark law, with experience before the Trademark Trial and Appeals Board and the US Copyright Office and multiple cases in the United States District Court. These matters include the initial registration of copyrights and trademarks and claims and defenses of copyright infringement and trademark infringement.

    Lake Perriguey owns Law Works LLC, a full-service law firm in downtown Portland which focuses on civil rights, employment, injury, and copyright litigation. Lake brought the lawsuit to the courts that established marriage equality for gay and lesbian Oregonians as well as the first successful action for non-binary legal recognition in the United States. Lake has represented authors and publishers in contract negotiations and in federal court litigation regarding copyrights. Law Works, LLC is based out of Portland, Oregon.

    CAC18 Workshops and Presentations: 

    • Copyright 101 and the Publishing Contract in our Digital Age
    • Copyright and what that really means- when it starts and its protections
    • An intellectual property primer, coupled with some tips on common terms in publishing contracts that should be considered given the worldwide market, and the ease of digital distribution.
    • Reversion rights consideration
    • KaffeeKlatche informal chat

    Click here for more information about the Chanticleer Authors Conference.

  • 10 “Fantasy Gifts” for the Writer in Your Life by Lindsay Schopfer, Fantasy Author

    10 “Fantasy Gifts” for the Writer in Your Life by Lindsay Schopfer, Fantasy Author

    Oh, if these gifts for writers were but possible — perhaps someday…

    Writer’s Christmas List attributed to Debbie Ridpath Ohi at InkyGirl.com

    Ten Holiday FANTASY Gifts for the Writer in Your Life by Lindsay Schopfer 

    1. A cat video filter for her internet browser  

    2. A “Cliff Notes” version of a book on the craft of writing

    3. A word processor that auto-corrects telling instead of showing (Editor’s note: Why can’t magic wands be word processors, we are fantasizing after all.)

    4. An instant-inspiration pill that is not harmful, habit-forming, or fattening

    5. A mobile desk so she can pace and write at the same time (See gift item #9 below)

    6. A voice-activated graphic design program that will take an infinite number of vocal commands to design the perfect book cover

    7. A music app that syncs up the type of scene she’s writing with the appropriate mood music

    8. Special glasses that can scan peoples’ brains and instantly know whether they’ll be interested in her book or not

    9. An automated candy dispenser that will only release a piece of chocolate for each time she writes another 1,000 words (see Gift Item #5 above)

    10. A keyboard that makes the writer typing feel like petting a dog (or a cat — editor’s note) 

    What would you add to the Fantasy Gifts for Authors List?

    Leave your reply in the comment section below along with the best way to contact you. Ho! Ho! Ho!

    Many thanks to Lindsay Schopfer  (who is very qualified to write an article on fantasy gifts, as he is an acclaimed fantasy author and writing craft coach ) for sharing this blog post with the Chanticleer Reviews Community.

    Lindsay Schopfer is the author of The Adventures of Keltin Moore, a series of steampunk-flavored fantasy novels about a professional monster hunter. He also wrote the sci-fi survivalist novel Lost Under Two Moons and the fantasy short story collection Magic, Mystery and Mirth. His short fiction has appeared in Merely This and Nothing More: Poe Goes Punk from Writerpunk Press and Unnatural Dragons from Clockwork Dragon.  

    However, until these fantasy gifts are available, may we suggest the following last minute gifts for the writer in your life:

    Holiday Book Buying Online

    Perhaps a gift certificate from Chanticleer Book Reviews… the gift receiver will receive a festive email notification within 24 hours — even on Christmas Day! 

    • Gift Certificates starting at $50  to be used on any of Chanticleer’s services, products, authors conference, or workshops. Gift Certificates are valid until Dec. 31, 2020. Click here for more information or to order.

    We are also offering special discounts on two of Chanticleer Reviews services until December 31, 2017 or before the limited quantities at these special rates are sold out — especially for the Chanticleer Community members who have read this far!

    Keep reading for special discounts just for YOU! 

    • a Gift Certificate for a Chanticleer Book Awards contest entry of the author’s choice $75 dollars per entry — Happy Holidays offer is $60 per entry. Limited to 5 contest entries per Gift Certificate purchase. Hurry! Quantities are limited at these special rates.
    • A Chanticleer Book Review – Standard Delivery (six to nine weeks) $395. Special Happy Holidays Gift Certificate rate $325. Limited to 3 Chanticleer Book Reviews per person at the special discount rate.  Hurry! Quantities are limited at these special rates. Gift Certificates valid until Dec. 31, 2020.
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    The Perfect Gift for the Writer in Your Life
    Happy Holidays from all of us at Chanticleer Book Reviews & Media!
  • WRITING as an OLYMPIC SPORT by Sharon E. Anderson– award-winning author

    WRITING as an OLYMPIC SPORT by Sharon E. Anderson– award-winning author

    Back when I didn’t know any better, I thought that if an author had talent, she would never, ever have to revise her work. Her words would flow onto the page, pristine and poignant, ready to be read by her adoring fans.

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    Bebe Daniels giving it all in the name of creative endeavor.

    I imagined she wore a cream-colored silk robe – although it could have been pink, yellow or light blue because my successful author was gleaned from a 1920’s black and white movie – cigarette attached to one of those long holder-thingies, she would slink across her high-rise Manhattan apartment and wait for her man-friend to pour her a glass of champagne and fix her up a plate of caviar on little toast rounds whilst reading her reviews in The New York Times. Anything less would be, well, amateur.

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    Of course the reviews are absolutely glowing — as am I.

     

    Like everything else in life, I’ve learned a few things: I don’t live on the East coast, caviar from the grocery shelf doesn’t taste the same as the kind in the can served at expensive restaurants, nothing comes easy–even if you’re talented, and that smoking is bad for you.

    As an author, I may be able to write quickly, but revisions are where the story comes to life – like an athlete practicing a sport. She may not run a stellar hurdle race the first time out of the gate. She may, in fact, fall over the first hurdle and every subsequent hurdle thereafter as she endeavors to complete the race. It isn’t easy. Hurdles are hard and to someone like me, dangerous. But every day she’s back at the track working on her timing, her form, the craft of her sport.

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    Authors have their own hurdles to jump.
    Authors have their own hurdles to jump.

    It’s the same thing authors do. We work hard at our craft and sometimes it feels as if we have fallen. The important thing is to get up and continue learning, producing, developing our craft. Our prize isn’t an Olympic Gold medal, though. Our prize is a great book with awesome reviews (and maybe an award or two).
    Sharon2014-24-of-48Many thanks to Sharon E. Anderson to allow Chanticleer to publish her timely blog-post that reminds all of us authors the importance of being persistent and to continually push ourselves to hone and develop our writing craft.

    Sharon is the  award-winning author of several short stories, screen plays, and books. She says,

    “Most of my work has to do with the darker side of life. I’m somehow drawn to the anti-hero, the villain, the underdog. But I’m not your typical horror writer, either. In nearly all of my stories you will find hope, redemption, and humor, because if you can’t laugh, you’re already in hell.”

     

     

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    Sharon is also the president of the Skagit Valley Writers League, human servant to Tig the Cat, mother and wife, and a great all-around gal!

     

    Curse70sEbook     The Curse of the Seven Seventies 

    Cassandra Blake is having a very bad day. Her fiancé dumps her for a silicone debutante and convinces her to store his boxes of precious research. If that wasn’t bad enough, she’s just moved into a cottage stocked only with tinned sardines packed in oil, canned peaches, and 30- year-old Scotch.

    Heartbroken, hungry, and a little bit drunk, Cassandra soon realizes that just when she thinks things can’t get any worse, sometimes they can get very strange…like finding a skeleton in the basement of her newly inherited cottage.

    But when that skeleton suddenly becomes a hot, romantic, and business savvy vampire named Varo…well, things can get a little better. That is…until his infamous older brother shows up, and their centuries old sibling rivalry threatens her chance at true love.

    Can their love survive her conniving ex-fiancé, Varo’s vengeful brother, and the Curse of the Seven 70s?

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