Endy Wright’s The Garden Plot Diaries is a delightful collection of four short stories about life, relationships, and consequences.
Wright captures the gossip and rivalries between factious groups of town folk, all between sixty and ninety-something, who have known each other since childhood and carry the grudges to prove it. Our delightful narrator professes, “I am a rambling old man with a tale to tell and in no hurry to tell it.” So, settle in.
Hailing himself from New Hampshire, Wright has set these stories in Monadnock, a New England town/region which he peoples with a menagerie of colorful octogenarians who drink, dance, and feud. In the voice of his narrator again, “[these are stories] of chaos creeping into God’s Garden.” Wright’s stories certainly do deliver a wonderful kind of chaos and pandemonium usually expected in a kindergarten class.
We meet Old Lady Sourton, known after her introduction as the OLS. We meet Ivendricus Poudry, or Iven as his friends call him, the sidekick to our narrator, and of course our humorous and witty prankster narrator whose name we never learn, even as we grow to love him.
These delightful characters, and so many more, leap off the page as they garden or go to the Oval in the town center to visit, shop, or pick up the morning paper. A tall tale lurks behind every pair of garden sheers and pot of tomato plants.
No place is safe, even while fishing on the ice. Iven and our narrator head out with Ned Jalbert and Chester Turcotte with some of Iven’s famous Lion’s Tooth wine. Our narrator brings along his fresh homemade cheese he calls Cutting Cheese. They travel to Lake Massabeesacomapesit and commence the tradition of setting up their picnic in the ice fishing house or “bob.” Soon, the wine and cheese are flowing, and the stories turn surprisingly real for our fishermen.
Wright spins his yarn and lures us into these hilarious fishing stories. Within the hour, the characters are reliving their WWII battle memories and becoming a force that even Eris Heavystep’s twelve-year-old twins can’t compete with– and when I say they can’t compete, these boys didn’t know what hit ‘em that day on the ice.
After our heroes wake from their post-fishing naps, they find that the OLS has won their special cheese at the town’s Christmas auction.
They waste no time in getting to the OLS’s house only to find they are too late. Her Zulu war outfit is missing from the mannequin in her museum-like home. Music is blaring and they can’t find the OLS. When they do, Wright describes a scene that will have readers rolling on the floor.
The grand finale is a ghost story to end all ghost stories, as only Farmer Horthfarger Ghunt can tell.
He sets a group of youngsters down in his pumpkin storage shed and spins a yarn for Halloween that would make Freddie Krueger run and hide. It’s a perfect way to end this wonderful and hysterical romp through Monadnock.
These four stories capture the quaint side of small-town living in New Hampshire. Wright draws a picture of a small town then colors outside the lines. Readers will fall in love with this motley crew of mischievous elders planting their gardens and sowing the seeds of prankery and high jinks. Five stars all the way!





Ophelia’s Room by Michael Scott Garvin begins with a bang
Jameson O’Halloran never asked for her life to be so complicated and unpredictable. She never asked for a cheating husband, never asked to be in charge of her father-in-law’s life, and indeed never asked for her brother-in-law to show up looking so irresistible. Since her recent divorce, Jameson has focused on rebuilding her life without the dream family she always wanted. Her toddler, Jackson, takes up most of her time, and when she isn’t caring for him, she is helping her sisters run the family pub in Mayhem, Minnesota, after the death of their father. Jameson is NOT looking for love, not now, maybe not ever again. Still, when her ex-father-in-law suffers a stroke, she is forced into the very delicate position of health proxy for the seriously ill man she still considers family. However, she isn’t alone. Big Win Clarke named a co-proxy, his estranged second son, Scott. Scott, a Project Peace employee, has spent the last ten years abroad, running from his father and from himself, but when he is called to his unconscious father’s bedside, he knows those years spent abroad were a mistake, one he may never get to correct if his father doesn’t recover. When he lays eyes on his beautiful ex-sister-in-law, he can’t deny the attraction drawing him to her. Together they must uncover the truth behind the mystery that sent him running years earlier and hopefully find themselves along the way.
